12 Women Flaunting The Power Of The Beach Bod

12 Women Flaunting The Power Of The Beach Bod

It seems like the beach is absolutely adored by everyone in this world. With summer around the corner, everything is waiting for hot days and beach weather. Get ready for vacations, fun, and sand but until then read on for 22 women who flaunt the power of the beach bod!

Nothing Worse Than A Crowd

Two of the worst possible situations in this world are both crowds and beaches, which means that a crowded beach is quite possibly the most unpleasant situation of all. What an evil combination gritty sand and unbearable heat can turn out to be. Even without the heat, I’d try my best to get as far away as possible from that situation

Is This Real?

No pithy or silly comments here. No wry looks at society or anything like that, just a simple question. Is there any possible way that this photograph is real? I’ve seen some insane photos in my time, but this one is really taking it too far. If any of you have a genuine answer to my question, don’t hesitate to find me and get in touch.

Denim Shorts

What is it about denim shorts that mean women can pull them off perfectly, pretty much in any scenario, but men have no chance? There is no way for a man to wear denim shorts and not look a prat. It is actually physically impossible. If you think you can prove me wrong, please, send in some photographs. Nothing to graphic.

What’s The Point?

You ever see people out in clothing and just think, what is the point in you even wearing that? It’s none of my business what people choose to wear to the beach or anywhere for that matter, and I would never judge somebody for their clothing, but seriously, what was the point here? If anything, it’s drawing more attention. Maybe that’s the point?

Making Sure We All Match

In my head, I like to picture these three making sure that they were all wearing the same thing but in a variety of different colors. They’re like a rainbow of bad decisions. That’s a little unfair. I don’t know these women and they’re probably lovely, but they need to be told that their choice of clothing is ridiculous.

Hearts Are Better Than Slurs

Who gets a heart tattoo anymore? Surely they got chucked out the window along with skulls, fire and snakes? I have to say as well that I must have at least ten friends who either have a swallow or a star tattooed on their wrist. What makes young people all decide to make equally horrible choices when it comes to what to have put on their body forever? Better than a racial slur I suppose.

Is “Mob Wives” Any Good?

I’m going to assume that it isn’t, but if any of you think otherwise, then make sure you send me a message to let me know. I don’t just want a yes or no answer either, I want a detailed description on why you like “Mob Wives” and why I should like it as well. If it wasn’t obvious already, this woman is apparently from a “reality” television show named “Mob Wives.”

Pick Your Timing Carefully

I’m sorry but the fact that there is clearly quite an old couple lounging in the background of this photograph just makes it hilarious. How did this picture come about? Why would they think that this was the perfect beach moment to capture the beauty of the human form? Just stand their with your back to us, yeah, right in front of that oblivious old couple.

Gym Clothes Are A Lie

I’m starting the gym next week due to social pressure telling me that my emotional and self worth is dictated by how my body looks rather than my skill level. What struck me was the amount of clothing that is sold, especially to women, as specifically gym clothing. Since when did that become a thing? Just wear tracksuit bottoms and a baggy top.

The Constant Wedgie Worry

So recently I was bought a Kigurumi as a gift. To anybody not in the know, a Kigurumi is essentially a Japanese animal onesie that tends to be incredibly cute. Now, as fun as it is to walk around in a Red Panda onsie, swinging my tail from side to side, it does have a tendency to find itself in uncomfortable places. What I’m saying is that adults shouldn’t be wearing onsies, unless they’re well acquainted with pulling things out of their crevices.

Drinking Straws Are Pretty Pointless

I’ve never understood why people would use them. Apart from in very specific circumstances, why would an adult ever choose to use a drinking straw? Is the effort of lifting your drink to your lips and tipping your head back just too much for you? Do you just deserve an effortless day on the beach? Just plain laziness mate.

Necklaces Can Stay

This probably won’t come as a surprise to anyone, but I usually don’t get jewelry. By that I mean, not only do I not buy it, but I also don’t really understand why people would buy and wear it either. That being said, I have a real soft spot for necklaces. I can’t really go into why, but I’m sure this photograph will give you some idea.